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Friday 27 June 2008

Full 3 Steps To Become An Elite:

An Elite is instantly recognizable by their medoll.They all have cold unfriendly eyes, but striking eyes, nude lipstick, cropped platinum hair, and two tone eyeshadow. So get the capitalized look:

  • Apply a small amount of black or silver eyeliner to the very edges of your MeDolls eyes, with one kind of Mascara.
  • Next apply a light eyeshadow all over the upper lids making sure to even it out.
  • Poorly applied make-up is never in any season. It's so a billion milleniums ago.
  • Then use a small amount of dark eyeshadow at the corners of the eyes

Great! Now onto the nose. The Michael Jackson Type nose is quite popular with Elites at the moment.
Now the lips an elite is instantly recognizable by its lips. They MUST not be smiling though. Your lips should match your clothes and kind of match your hair.
The hair. ALL elites has practically the same colour (platinum blonde) and style (cropped, the hair that you get to begin with before your medoll is styled). Anything else is non-conformity! Can't have that!
step 2: The attitude.
How To Become An Elite, Step 2 - The Attitude and the Scandal

Darlings, you have now achieved The Look. But what really makes an elite, an elite, is their attitude. And who would Seale and drakesnake3 be without their scandal?
1. Normal humans are scum.
2. Three words: condescending, condescending, and condescending. Why should we fabulous examples of elitehood have to mingle with the amoeba? The only people good enough for us are the other elites; and people who lay on the praise might deserve a monosyballic answer.

Step 3: The Dress Code!
The dress code for an elite is relatively simple. Black + white + desgner brands/HotBuys/both. But how do you use these? Read on.....

1. By now, you have probably realised that black and white are to elite as ketchup and brightly-coloured food are to white sofas. Use it for Minimalistic suites, eyeshadow, and most importantly,
Grey is also one of the primary elite colours. Use black for your pants/skirts, it is scientifically proven to make your butt look slimmer (and with so much sun shining out of there, it's begging to be stared at; make it look good!). Light colours are essential, which is why they usually are worn up on top.



2. The style. Skirts must be knee-length and pants should usually be full-length, however shorts are accpetable when worn with tights. The key word here is layers........ a plain evening dress can be instantly given more "oomph" if you just add layers.



3. Most important of all, if you don't have at least one item of DKNY or one HotBuy included in your outfit then you might as well be naked. Seriously. Although I have gotten some wonderful comments about my daring and powerful fashion statement whilst I was au naturelle. And, of course, it goes without saying that the only HotBuys and DKNY you are allowed to buy are black, white, and grey, such as the HotBuys kimono robe or the DKNY Skyscraper dress.

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