Ok, I am officially BUGGERED.

What kind of CONTRAPTION IS THIS!?

I mean it's ok on the picture but the fake Stardoll ones are so...

HORRIBLE.

The charcoal eyeshadow makes no mark, makes you look like your eyes are A PIECE OF CHARCOAL ITSELF.

The dark shades of lipstick...WE ARE NOT IN LAS VEGAS! IT'S SUMMER!

Ok, Callie or whoever, SO OUT OF FASHION.

C'mon. Get real. I need to go and get some water because my mouth is dry from all this laughing.

So if you'll excuse me I need to go and hunt for PROPER Make up.